Friday, October 23, 2009

Protocol 36

As part of our ongoing Web Based Continuing Education series, we here at Drug-Induced Hallucinations hereby present, for the discerning medic or EMT, a list of "street" synonyms for pandemic H1N1 flu that we may encounter in the course of our duties. Collected from various1 sources2.


Hamthrax

Tuporkulosis

Porklio

The Other Yellow Fever

Sowmonella

Whooping Oink

Porktussis



1. H. Tayler.
2. My "lady friend."

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